chili

i'm in the process of making my favorite fall food...a batch of ridiculously hot chili. however, this has not been a smooth process. I get to the store yesterday to purloin the necessary acoutrements only to find that my brain no longer functions. i could only remember about half of the necessary ingredients. thanks to the wonderful world of cell phones and tim's healthy obsession with food, i soon had my grocery cart filled with goodies.

as i unloaded the car, i promptly shattered a quart bottle of louisiana hot sauce on the garage floor and all over my brand new white puma's. they are now my brand new orange tinted pumas. the part that really sucks is that i had thought to ask her to double bag that one but then decided against it as i didn't want to be a pain in the ass (for once).

after my experience taking a leak after having chopped jalepenos, you'd think that i would remember to not touch anything sensitive prior to washing hands. it hurt so bad i damn near went blind.

this morning, i awake to chili all over my counter, stove, and floor. it had boiled over in the middle of the night (it cooks for 18 hours or so).

this shit better taste DAMN good.