the gods must think this is funny

i scored again last night. that makes 5 goals and 1 assist out of the team's 12 goals. maybe i should emphasizse the fact that i have NO ball skills. none! i don't get it. i've probably got one or two more weeks in the field until my shoulder is good enough for net duty. if i keep scoring, i'm not really sure if i'm going to go back to it.