the simanek six - things that are fantastic

apologies for the shitty title. i couldn't think of anything good to describe 6 things that make me smile/laugh/giggle-like-schoolgirl or are just plain good.

1. honey roasted peanuts. not too long ago, i purchase a 6 lb. tub of these. it was a tuesday. they were gone by sunday.
2. scratchy soap. any bar soap with pumice or crap in the bar that scratches while you wash up could be one of the greatest inventions ever.
3. the drunken rendition of the South Park "Uncle Fucker" song performed by timmy and myself.
4. the afro and elvis glasses. perfect for any occasion.
5. doing a powerslide and soaking the occupants of the boat you're driving...especially when they don't see it coming. this would fall into the 'giggle like a schoolgirl' category.
6. tailgates that involve chili, the university of illinois, and drinking budweiser out of the can from dawn 'til dusk.