the simanek six - six things i learned from the annual ski trip

last weekend was the annual boys ski trip where we all get together, ski like madmen, drink a shitton at night, and be the vile, disgusting male species that we are.

1. Alex can take a beating like no other.

2. I can get sick air. Landing, however, is another story.

3. Fart wars never end well.
4. If you really want to make someone nervous, come out of the bathroom attached to their bedroom giggling uncontrollably.
5. Beer + garlic burgers + grilled cheese = weapon of mass destruction...even on a chair lift in mid air.
6. Speaking of chair lifts, the most undignified thing that can possibly happen to you while skiing is to fall off the chair lift, get run over by it, and be forced face first into the snow as it drags you along.
The bonus 7th: Sometimes, the best thing a friend can say to you is "fuck everybody else".