i hate people - volume 8
I have had a LOT of dumb questions asked of me at the store. Recently, I had one that topped them all:
"Can I help you?"
"Yes...those caramels...do they...umm...do they have caramel in them?"
"Seriously?" (your fucking with me, right?)
"Haha...um...yea...do they?"
"Now i have had a LOT of questions about product here, but this has to be the first time that one was asked." (You, lady, were dropped as a child...off a balcony) "yes, they have caramel in them."
And so it goes that retards are not only customers, but hold jobs as well. Pulling through the steak 'n shake drive-thru today:
"That'll be $6.27 please."
"I'm sorry sir...the credit cards are taking forever today because of the snow."
I guess the credit cards were waiting for a plow and a fucking salt truck. idiot.
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