who's a ho? idaho!

not really idaho. more like texas, california, and washington in under 7 days. lately i spend more time in hotels than a prostitute. i've already come to despise airline passengers. there are 3 types:

1. those who travel all the time and think they are god's gift to airlines and demand the utmost respect (i hate them the most).
2. there are your typical liesure travelers who do not know airport protocol and jam up the lines. they are, however, usually the most courteous.
3. then there are your first time flyers who want to talk your ear off on the plane. seriously, i don't really care that your six year old finally got potty trained. good for you. gold star. i will certainly exchange pleasantries and perhaps a little small-talk with my fellow passengers, but i really do have stuff to get done while i sit on my ass for 4 hours. so be quiet. and if you must fall asleep, drool on your own damn self.

i make it sound horrible, but it's really not all that bad. i just get frustrated easily on planes. and hawkins, i have no idea where you fit into this. you're just a travel anomaly.