more effective than caffeine

Last night at soccer i took a couple of rather hard shots strait into the end of the fingers on my right hand. Thank god I only wear fingersave gloves now. There are little spines in the back of each finger that help protect you from breaking/jamming them. An unpleasant side effect showed up on the train this morning though. Apparently, after having taken one of these shots to the fingers some of the glove material got stuck underneath my fingernail. Have you ever smelled goalie gloves before? Especially old goalie gloves? They smell like ass. Big fat hairy sweaty ass...with extra cheese. Needless to say, upon scratching my nose this morning, I was bitchslapped out of my grogginess and ready for the day ahead.