tito lives!
and i'm not talking about tito jackson. last night i successfully lured another unsuspecting customer into thinking that tito's vodka is wonderful stuff. now i'm not much of a vodka fan, but i know enough to be able to tell that this is pure unadultered distilled cattle piss. i feel like i should run this stuff through a charcoal filter and garnish the martini with iodine tabs to make it sanitary. my sales pitch usually includes "if you like your vodka to have a bit of a bite to it...blah blah blah...some people prefer this to grey goose...". Gordon's vodka has bite to it and it's barely worthy or taking epoxy off of your garage floor. And the only people who prefer this to grey goose are probably college students who can't afford grey goose. So now, by the power of suggestion, this poor customer is convinced that tito's is fantastic and paid through the nose for 3 of these martini's. i bet he feels like crap this morning after tito's brand turpentine disolved his insides overnight. i can be such an ass sometimes.
posted by mike @ 7:08 PM
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Don't forget that I actually did use Gordon's to take epoxy off of our dorm room floor.
Oh, dear, you obviously know nothing about good vodka.
arcie, i find it interesting that you are from austin, texas...the home of tito's vodka. perhaps you are biased? and i never claimed to be a vodka expert, but i do know what i like and what i don't.
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