the simanek six - best phrases/euphamisms ever

1. go pound sand
2. colder than a buttfuckers dick in a snowman's ass
3. shit-tons - as in, I've got shit-tons of work to do before i can go home.
4. sweet sassy molassy
5. insta-boner
6. everybody wang chung tonight/rock the casbah (i just didn't have the heart to devote two numbers to song lyrics...besides, then it would be the simanek seven and hawkins already has that one trademarked)