whitewater

it's been 86 degrees for the past couple of days out here in colorado. up until this week, it had been in the high 60's to low 70's. what does that mean? it means that all of the mountain snow melted in the past couple of days which caused the Animas River to be the highest it's been in the past 6 years. well, this opportunity doesn't hit me every day so I call up the closest whitewater rafting joint and beg and plead to join a 4 o'clock trip. Because of my enormous muscles (i am a beast) Scott and I were put in the front of the raft. Ok, so we were put in the raft because it was us and 5 girls. The guide must have figured that, with the water at 40 degrees and the front being the wettest spot, we would bitch the least. Boy was he wrong.

Shrinkage. Extreme shrinkage. By the time it was all over, i was the proud owner of a pair of testicubes.