camouflage these nuts

yesterday i went down to the gym to work on my gun show (hah...yea right) and found only one other person down there. he was wearing white and black camouflage pants, a t-shirt with the arms ripped off, and brand new baseball cap (little if any bend in the brim) backwards. i actually broke stride and stared and this toolbag when i saw him. first off, black and white camouflage pants: is he hoping to disguise himself amongst the weights and treadmills? about the only time those things will keep you hidden is if you're in a large herd of zebra's or sneaking about in a pack of dalmations. otherwise, you're pretty much screwed. the ripped-sleeve shirt: ok, so i can live with this one as you can get pretty hot working out...BUT YOU'RE WEARING PANTS! Consistency is the key, bucko. the brand new backwards hat: ok, fine, everybody goes through a couple of weeks with a new hat to break it in. but for the love of god, at least make some attempt at doing so before going out in public. maybe work the brim back and forth a few times by hand. going from store directly to that fat melon of yours is a bad idea (and this is coming from the kid with a 7.5 hat size).

whew...i feel better now.