i hate people - part 4

him: let me have a sample of one of those
me: a strawberry? i can't let you sample one of those...sorry.
him: oh. [insert significant pause] oh no. i meant that...the cookie.
me: i'm sorry. i can't let you sample a cookie either.
him: come on man. you know i'm in here every day. i take care of 'bidness'.
me: um, i'm in here every day too. [insert skeptical look]
him: oh...no...i mean here in the mall.
me: ok
him: so let me just sample that cookie. i mean, there's only one left.
me: you can buy it for $.50.
him: nah, that's all right.