14 will get you 20

me: can i help you?
female: um, yes, i'd like some ice cream
me: what kind?
female: um, hmm...how about that one?
m: this?
f: yes...i like your eyes.
m: (i smile) thanks.
f: and your smile is really pretty too
m: thanks. i'll tell my orthodontist you like his work. (who's a stud? i'm a stud)
f: how old do you have to be to work here?
m: (danger will robinson!!!!) 16.
f: oh, well, two more years. are you the owner?
m: (sweet jesus!!!! two more!?!?!?) yes, why? (run mike, run far and fast. right now)
f: well, you had better have this store for at least two more years
m: (sweet jesus no). well, i certainly hope so. will that be all for you?
f: (pauses, smiles and tries to make eye contact while i have my head buried in the cash register) yes, that's all.
m: (thank god)