my last day at motorola
my farewell address to all the folks at moto:
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I will not bore you with the standard issue farewell email. You have all been told how talented and wonderful you all are and I agree wholeheartedly with those sentiments. Instead, I want to tell you a story.
Two weeks ago, I had a dream. A dream of running my own business. A dream of chocolate. A dream of wild oompa-loompa's frolicking in the green fields. With I as their shepard, these oompa-loompa's were trained and taught to make chocolately goodness for all to enjoy. Metrics were collected and oompa-loompa power point presentations were given. The process was refined again, and again, and again. The people of the world rejoiced (and by world i mean gurnee, il).
I awoke from this dream with some sleep crusties in my eyes but nonetheless inspired. I shall leave my college studies behind and open a chocolate factory. And it will be good.
To all of you, I wish the best. With any luck, my career plans will bring me back to Motorola and I will have the priviledge of working with you again.
Mike
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2 Comments:
Very classy (and funny). I suppose it is best not to give anybody the e-finger on your way out.
Shit on your boss's desk on the way out. You will be forever known as "The Chocolate Man"
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