2.11.2006

you know you buy in bulk when...

- you go the grocery store and it takes a forklift and two guys to bring everything to your car.
- your grocery store sets its hours around you
- your version of a shopping list is a 9 tab spreadsheet on a laptop
- you go to Costco and check out with 200 lbs. of sugar and some tuna fish and don't think twice about it.
- you finally understand why someone would want a no-limit american express card
- when you walk into a warehouse club, you don't just grab one flatbed cart...you grab two and can still be in and out in under 20 minutes.
- your requirements for your next vehicle include load leveling suspension and a towing package, not because you tow, but because you need the extra ceiling on the gross vehicle weight.

2 Comments:

At 8:35 AM, Blogger Tim said...

That was incredibly amusing.

 
At 1:34 AM, Blogger the-unintentional-blogger said...

I actually just saw a man literally buy 200lbs of sugar and tuna and just blogged about it. I googled "200lbs of sugar" and tuna and got your blog. So it does really happen!

 

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