6.14.2005

argh!

goddam soccer moms...
instead of buying that $50,000 SUV, spend the money on some damn driving lessons so that when you do purchase a vehicle you will at least be able to park it in between the lines. or is it that you just don't care that you take up two spaces EVERY SINGLE DAY. there's a neat little device on your steering wheel that enables you to back out and try again should you screw up as per your daily routine.

well, today i was in a really good mood and for some reason, this fucker totally ruined it. i decided to get even and parked in the space next to her. meaning, i had to use the passenger door to get out of my car. at the very least, she's going to smack my break-away mirror. i'm practicing my look of shock right now.