12.22.2006

please santa. please!

dear santa,

i have been a very good boy this year. i no longer want the yacht, the bike, or the porsche. i really truly with all my heart only want one thing this year for christmas. please make me stop shitting my brains out every 20 minutes.

sincerely,

mikey

12.19.2006

what a shitty week

let's see how many things can go wrong in the busiest two weeks of my year:

1. my sink breaks and leaks all over the floor.
2. my xm radio craps out.
3. my truck for the store is very very late.
4. a special order ends up being FAR more complicated than it should be and may end up late.
5. my computer dies a horrible death (hence no recent posts) and i've lost the single most important file that i have (my backup of it is over a month old). it will cost me a good 5 solid days of work to get caught up if not more.
6. i get food poisioning that lasts through the second busiest weekend of the year and end up running between customers and the bathroom for two days. wow did that suck.
7. a good employee who i really like ends up screwing me over. disappointment is a bitch.
8. the very large check for said special order ends up in a dumpster. it has since been recovered...thank god.
9. and today, my toilet AND my garbage disposal have started acting up.

just 5 more days...