i don't know why, but i've been seeing a lot of very wierd things lately.
- a 300 lb old white lady wearing a shirt that revealed most of her stomach. i didn't feel so well after this one.
- a large group of crotch-rocket motorcycles who did
not gun it off of a stop light.
- a late 40's woman busting a move in her car on I-94. she was rocking out so much that i moved over an extra lane in case her head banging caused a jerk of the stearing wheel.
- an old hispanic woman (75ish) wearing an "I survived the Hebrew Marathon" t-shirt. there are so many contradictions right there that my head almost blew up.
and now, another installment of stupid customers.
- i overheard a customer that wanted to wait to go to a "real ice cream shop" for ice cream. i guess ours is fake ice cream.
- a customer picks out a bunch of stuff from the case totalling about $12.00. she hands me her credit card and as it's not signed, i ask her for her id. she tells me that she leaves her purse in the car and doesn't carry it with her...she has nothing with her name on it. she then tells me "well,
other stores have been taking it all morning" and huffs out of the store. if other stores have been taking it, where are all of your packages? look at the text on the back of your card. NOT VALID UNLESS SIGNED. seriously, how hard is it to carry a credit card and a license? it's not that heavy.
- a little kid asks his mother for a peanut butter bucket. she says yes, i grab it from the case and weigh it. he asks me if he can have it now and as i'm done with it, i hand it to him. he grabs it and starts walking around with it. his mom comes up to pay for it. "$4.04 please". "what!? that's too expensive. (to the kid) put that down. you can't have it." i didn't say this, but i'm thinking, "lady, this kid has been marching around the store for 5 minutes barehanding this candy and you want me to take it back? pull your head out of your ass."
i hate people.
