hi there

lots of attention to this blog from corporate lately. hi guys.

photos

as promised to my two regular readers, here are three of my favorite wedding pictures. there were too many really funny shots to put up here so if you want to laugh your ass off for a good 20 minutes, get me to show you the rest of them next time i see you. please note that there was liberal usage of alcohol before these were taken. thanks again to V and Walti. excellent work!

Marrying the groomsmen



Contemplating the loss of pants


Who loves me? You love me! You know you do!

strippers

A friend of mine from soccer had his bachelor party last night. At the end of the evening, the 'entertainment' arrived and put on a show. I love women just as much as the next guy (who doesn't live on north halsted) but I've never been comfortable around strippers. These two were out to make me as uncomfortable as possible. When they brought out the Dewalt impact drill, I was forced to excuse myself to the bathroom. That was simply too much for me. I also hear that during my extended urinal break, i missed out on a magic trick where one of them made her entire forearm disappear. I'm thankful for not seeing that either.